9.05.2007

A Few Reasons Why Men Suck...

Okay most Men just suck at life and I'll tell you three reasons why:

1. They are very dumb.

2. They only think with their penis.

3. They think they can just call you in the middle of the night and leave perverted messages on your voicemail thinking that you will wake up for a useless quickie that was soooo not worth getting out of your warm cozy bed.

listen dumb ass, if a girl doesn't answer your numerous and annoying calls in the middle of the night, there is a reason - Get over it and move on.

Sharing is Caring

From psychos, to stalkers, to just little crazy, if there is something mentally wrong with them, they find me and are immediately drawn in. I don't know how to stop it, but I've decided to no longer hold onto these gems. Instead, I've decided to 'out' these individuals and share my WTF moments of the day.

The stories are True, the names are Unchanged and the message is clear "Sooner or later, the crazy just comes out."