Swingers Encounter

Interesting weekend....and yet a pretty normal NYC saturday night. While trying to pick up the bartender and chatting with my friend (I'm a great multi-tasker), we were approached by an old bald guy. Being open-minded to conversations with any unpretentious jerk in the city, we joined a very amusing conversation. That old bald guy was hilarious, he had us rolling on the floor. After about 20 minutes, he introduced us to his wife who was engaged in a conversation with other people on the other side of the bar. She pulled up a chair and kept the entertainment going.

All was great until my friend got up to use the ladies room, and while she was gone, old bald man put his hand upon my knee, gave it a squeeze...asked me if I had a boyfriend...and gave me a filthy wink. I said no, and he shouted "Damn it" very loud, and then it hit me....I encountered my first Swingers invitation!

I immediately jumped up and ran towards the bathroom, and before I could get there, my friend grabbed me and gave me the same look of shock on her face as I had given her. Then we simultaneously shouted to each other "They're Swingers!!!" - and we ran out of there faster than men run away from commitment!! While we jumped in a cab, she told me that the wife followed her into the bathroom and made a move on her and asked her to come home with them. I'm born and raised in NYC and very little ever shocks me, but this shocked me! I should've known they would be "that couple" they were both unattractive, chubby, aging and exactly the kind of couple you never want to picture naked.

Weird - I've been picked up by lesbians, gay men, transvestites, straight women and once by a one-eyed hobo, but these swingers will always stand out among the rest! Thanks Kate and John for the laughs, but you scared the crap out of me!