6.17.2007

Wish I Could Take It Back

I'm sure that we've all had one or two regrets in our love lives... (well I may have more than average) but one in particular sticks out and I really, really, really wish I could take it back. It was my second date with Ed and I got really wasted and made the mistake of going back to my place. It was so terrible, it was really awkward, very quick, and he was so small. What a buzz kill. I immediately told him I had to get up early and kicked him out. Thought I would never hear from him again.

Unfortunately he had the audacity to call the very next night - over and over again. I ignored his calls but the idiot turned crazy quick, and he kept calling every 30 minutes. I had to turn my phone off after he left about 6 messages.

The minute I turned my phone back on, Ed called again. Typical psycho. I picked up and asked him what his problem was....he said in a very crazy voice "Where the fuck were you all night?" "I wanted to come over and see you, I must have called you like five times, why didn't you pick up the phone? I'm so pissed off at you, I drove to your apt and waited!"

Uuummm, WTF? This idiot was clearly playing with a whole different set of cards. I had to change my phone number about a week later.

Yup, sooner or later the crazy just comes out!

Derek Jeter is such a Stalker

Okay, I was out with my girlfriends on Thursday night and who happened to show up, again? None other than my infamous stalker...Derek Jeter. This is the second time he's followed me around the city to see what I'm doing and who I'm talking to. He's a bit of a jealous nut. He is so coy, the way he pretends not to know who I am. And he can't get over the fact that I'm in love with the bodyguard who's there to keep the other girls away from him.

He's obsessed, I may have to get a restraining order.

Sharing is Caring

From psychos, to stalkers, to just little crazy, if there is something mentally wrong with them, they find me and are immediately drawn in. I don't know how to stop it, but I've decided to no longer hold onto these gems. Instead, I've decided to 'out' these individuals and share my WTF moments of the day.

The stories are True, the names are Unchanged and the message is clear "Sooner or later, the crazy just comes out."